The object of this game is to last as long as humanly possible. If you're lucky, and fast enough--and also have infinite energy--you can last forever. But you'll probably last a few minutes, maximum.
Click through the text to find ideological structure (hint: it's Stalin!). Each textual passage clicked through gives you one point; each Stalin gives you five or more, depending on how long you last.
Every time a new passage appears on the screen, you lose a point. You start with 500 points, but that won't last long.
Click anywhere in this window to begin. You can refresh or press F5 to start over after you lose. You will.
You may want to make this fullscreen, as frantic clicking around can have dismal results otherwise.
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